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BASIC...
Name: I go by many names like Enigma, Willy Wanker, He-Man, or Haywood Jablowme. For now you can call me Mister Man.
Birthday: 1/24/1982
Height: Five feet, Eleven inches
Weight: 200~ lbs
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Dark brown
Race: I'm biracial, I'm half Jaeger on my Father's side and half Kaiju on my Mother's side
Zodiac Sign: Go fuckus yourselfus majorus.
DO YOU...
Drink?: No
Smoke?: NO
Use Drugs?: Hell damn NO
Cuss?: not really. It's for people with small minds.
Play Any Instruments?: yes
Have Any Peircings?: NO, they're ghey
Have Any Tattoos?: NO, they cover up my muscles
Like To Annoy People?: No
Like Life?: Yes, yes I do.
Wear Make-Up?: NO, that's even gayer
Dye Your Hair?: NO, ghey
Scream At The top of your lungs for no reason?: Only when a girl is lashing me or crushing me between her legs.
Get Distracted By Shiny Objects?: You mean a nude sweaty woman? Oh Yes!
Like Pina Coladas?: Yes I like Pina Coladas...
And Getting Caught In The Rain?: I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne, I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape, At a bar called O'Malleys where we'll plan our escape
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE...
TV Show?: Airwolf, TURN, KnightRider
Movie?: The Ten Commandments and Highlander
Band/Singer(s)?: Jon Bon Jovi, Queen, all that stuff from the 80s. But I'll listen to a lot of Orchestrated music.
Song?: It's a kind of Magic
Color(s)?: White and Blue
Shape?: A woman's figure
Animal?: Lions and Eagles
Smell?: her booty
Flower?: White Roses
Subject?: Me and you making love on the honeymoon night.
Board: /pol/!!!
Musical: Cabaret, Jon Secada and John Stamos rule.
Sport?: Boxing and Olympic wrestling. Not that fake pro wrestling bullshit
Word?: Groovy....
Quote?: Gimme some sugar baby..
Hobby?: public masturbation
Store?: whatever one carries the tools I need.
Season?: Spring
Time Of Day?: early morning silence
WHATS YOUR...
Worst Fear?: Going to Hell
Life Goal?: Not going to hell
Greatest Accomplishment?: One time we successfully mated a bulldog and a shitzu. Yeah we called it a Bullshit. Teheeheehee, weheeheehee
WHICH ONE...
Pepsi Or Coke?: I don't drink Soda
McDonald's Or Burger King?: I don't eat fast food too much
Converse Or Vans?: huh?
Dogs Or Cats?: Why settle for dogs and cats when you can have Wolves and Tigers?
AIM, YIM Or MSN Messenger?: Send me a message and I'll tell you. Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are calling me on the horn all the time, I got to go openings of shopping centers and sign autographs...it would make my life hell, ok? A living hell!
Chicken Or Fish?: Fish, especially Salmon
Black Or White?: White Power!
MTV Or FUSE?: Neither. MTV has destroyed America enough.
MP3 player, ipod or CD player?: Mp3
Pants Or Shorts?: I walk around naked from the waist down.
DISCRIBE YOUR PERFECT...
Day: One where I win a Million dollars. "two chicks at once man"
Room: One filled with Laura Prepon, Christina Aguilera, Sophie Monk, Sophie Reade, Billie Faiers, Eva Green, Kirsten Dunst,
Life: One where I triumph over all
World: The one God originally made
Romantic Date: One where I rescue the damsel in distress.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
God?: ABSOLUTELY
Heaven & Hell?: YES
Angels & Demons?: YES
Reincarnation?: No
Yourself?: not really
Ghosts?: Yes
UFOs?: Yes, I shoot at them all the time.
Big Foot?: Yes, my shoe size is 13 wide.
Lockness Monster?: Yes, he's an old friend.
A Thing Called Love?: Yes, it's my favorite thing to feel
WOULD YOU EVER...
Kill Someone Else?: Yes, I think of doing it often.
Kill Yourself?: Never
Beg For Money?: no
Skydive?: yes
Bunjee Jump?: yes
Make out in the rain?: Every Damn Day
Ride A Motorcycle?: Yes
Do Extreme Sports?: yes
MORE ABOUT YOU...
Ever Been To Jail?: No Criminal record to speak of
Ever Gotten Kicked out?: Yes out of a wine tasting event. I drank too much.
Do You Have A Job?: Yes
THATS ALL FOLKS...
Are You Lonely?: Why you want to have some fun, huh?
Are You Sitting In A BeanBag Chair Eatin' Cheetos?: What do I look like? A reddit fedora?
Do You Fee The Urge To Send Me A Thousand Dollars?: What are your services?
Really?: Do you do full service, happy ending, and full body massage?
Do You Know Where That Comes From?: From my Vas Deferens and Testicles. I can make more and extra creamy depending on how much celery and broccoli I eat.
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie Pop?: *unzips* let's find out.
Is That Your Final Answer?: Ahh yeah baby yeah...
Are You Sure?: hold it there baby....
Postitive?: almost there baby....
Glad That This Is Over?: No, I didn't finish yet.
BASIC...
Name: I go by many names like Enigma, Willy Wanker, He-Man, or Haywood Jablowme. For now you can call me Mister Man.
Birthday: 1/24/1982
Height: Five feet, Eleven inches
Weight: 200~ lbs
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Dark brown
Race: I'm biracial, I'm half Jaeger on my Father's side and half Kaiju on my Mother's side
Zodiac Sign: Go fuckus yourselfus majorus.
DO YOU...
Drink?: No
Smoke?: NO
Use Drugs?: Hell damn NO
Cuss?: not really. It's for people with small minds.
Play Any Instruments?: yes
Have Any Peircings?: NO, they're ghey
Have Any Tattoos?: NO, they cover up my muscles
Like To Annoy People?: No
Like Life?: Yes, yes I do.
Wear Make-Up?: NO, that's even gayer
Dye Your Hair?: NO, ghey
Scream At The top of your lungs for no reason?: Only when a girl is lashing me or crushing me between her legs.
Get Distracted By Shiny Objects?: You mean a nude sweaty woman? Oh Yes!
Like Pina Coladas?: Yes I like Pina Coladas...
And Getting Caught In The Rain?: I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne, I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape, At a bar called O'Malleys where we'll plan our escape
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE...
TV Show?: Airwolf, TURN, KnightRider
Movie?: The Ten Commandments and Highlander
Band/Singer(s)?: Jon Bon Jovi, Queen, all that stuff from the 80s. But I'll listen to a lot of Orchestrated music.
Song?: It's a kind of Magic
Color(s)?: White and Blue
Shape?: A woman's figure
Animal?: Lions and Eagles
Smell?: her booty
Flower?: White Roses
Subject?: Me and you making love on the honeymoon night.
Board: /pol/!!!
Musical: Cabaret, Jon Secada and John Stamos rule.
Sport?: Boxing and Olympic wrestling. Not that fake pro wrestling bullshit
Word?: Groovy....
Quote?: Gimme some sugar baby..
Hobby?: public masturbation
Store?: whatever one carries the tools I need.
Season?: Spring
Time Of Day?: early morning silence
WHATS YOUR...
Worst Fear?: Going to Hell
Life Goal?: Not going to hell
Greatest Accomplishment?: One time we successfully mated a bulldog and a shitzu. Yeah we called it a Bullshit. Teheeheehee, weheeheehee
WHICH ONE...
Pepsi Or Coke?: I don't drink Soda
McDonald's Or Burger King?: I don't eat fast food too much
Converse Or Vans?: huh?
Dogs Or Cats?: Why settle for dogs and cats when you can have Wolves and Tigers?
AIM, YIM Or MSN Messenger?: Send me a message and I'll tell you. Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are calling me on the horn all the time, I got to go openings of shopping centers and sign autographs...it would make my life hell, ok? A living hell!
Chicken Or Fish?: Fish, especially Salmon
Black Or White?: White Power!
MTV Or FUSE?: Neither. MTV has destroyed America enough.
MP3 player, ipod or CD player?: Mp3
Pants Or Shorts?: I walk around naked from the waist down.
DISCRIBE YOUR PERFECT...
Day: One where I win a Million dollars. "two chicks at once man"
Room: One filled with Laura Prepon, Christina Aguilera, Sophie Monk, Sophie Reade, Billie Faiers, Eva Green, Kirsten Dunst,
Life: One where I triumph over all
World: The one God originally made
Romantic Date: One where I rescue the damsel in distress.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
God?: ABSOLUTELY
Heaven & Hell?: YES
Angels & Demons?: YES
Reincarnation?: No
Yourself?: not really
Ghosts?: Yes
UFOs?: Yes, I shoot at them all the time.
Big Foot?: Yes, my shoe size is 13 wide.
Lockness Monster?: Yes, he's an old friend.
A Thing Called Love?: Yes, it's my favorite thing to feel
WOULD YOU EVER...
Kill Someone Else?: Yes, I think of doing it often.
Kill Yourself?: Never
Beg For Money?: no
Skydive?: yes
Bunjee Jump?: yes
Make out in the rain?: Every Damn Day
Ride A Motorcycle?: Yes
Do Extreme Sports?: yes
MORE ABOUT YOU...
Ever Been To Jail?: No Criminal record to speak of
Ever Gotten Kicked out?: Yes out of a wine tasting event. I drank too much.
Do You Have A Job?: Yes
THATS ALL FOLKS...
Are You Lonely?: Why you want to have some fun, huh?
Are You Sitting In A BeanBag Chair Eatin' Cheetos?: What do I look like? A reddit fedora?
Do You Fee The Urge To Send Me A Thousand Dollars?: What are your services?
Really?: Do you do full service, happy ending, and full body massage?
Do You Know Where That Comes From?: From my Vas Deferens and Testicles. I can make more and extra creamy depending on how much celery and broccoli I eat.
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie Pop?: *unzips* let's find out.
Is That Your Final Answer?: Ahh yeah baby yeah...
Are You Sure?: hold it there baby....
Postitive?: almost there baby....
Glad That This Is Over?: No, I didn't finish yet.
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