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E Nigma
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My name is E-Nigma and I've been on Deviant Art since December 2006.

Although profiles like my Youtube, Twitter, DeviantArt, Tumblr, XH, and Eka's paints me as a playboy, I'm vastly different and actually a reserved and a mild mannered man in real life. Profiles like my Twitter, Tumblr, and Deviant Art however is where my dark side is let go. Kind of like that old show the Incredible Hulk.

I've shamefully have suffered from hyper-sexuality since I was a kid. When I was a boy I would get a bad case of Rigid Dick whenever I saw Slave Leia, Janine from Ghostbusters, Jessica Rabbit, Teela from He-man, and April O'Neil from TMNT. Rachel from Ninja Gaiden is also a favorite piece of artwork. But I'm trying to change now that I'm older really....really...I am.

I used to be on the disturbedthings site as JabbaslurpsLeia and HydracubusslurpsRachel before it went down. Now most people there have flocked to Eka's. And thank you SteveoReno for this awesome pic you made back in our DT days of Leia. steveoreno.deviantart.com/art/…

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BASIC...
Name: I go by many names like Enigma, Willy Wanker, He-Man, or Haywood Jablowme.  For now you can call me Mister Man. 
Birthday: 1/24/1982
Height: Five feet, Eleven inches
Weight: 200~ lbs
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Dark brown
Race: I'm biracial, I'm half Jaeger on my Father's side and half Kaiju on my Mother's side
Zodiac Sign: Go fuckus yourselfus majorus.

DO YOU...
Drink?: No
Smoke?: NO
Use Drugs?: Hell damn NO
Cuss?: not really.  It's for people with small minds.
Play Any Instruments?: yes
Have Any Peircings?: NO, they're ghey
Have Any Tattoos?: NO, they cover up my muscles
Like To Annoy People?: No
Like Life?: Yes, yes I do.
Wear Make-Up?: NO, that's even gayer
Dye Your Hair?: NO, ghey
Scream At The top of your lungs for no reason?: Only when a girl is lashing me or crushing me between her legs.
Get Distracted By Shiny Objects?: You mean a nude sweaty woman?  Oh Yes!
Like Pina Coladas?: Yes I like Pina Coladas...
And Getting Caught In The Rain?: I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne, I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape, At a bar called O'Malleys where we'll plan our escape



WHATS YOUR FAVORITE...
TV Show?: Airwolf, TURN, KnightRider
Movie?: The Ten Commandments and Highlander
Band/Singer(s)?: Jon Bon Jovi, Queen, all that stuff from the 80s.  But I'll listen to a lot of Orchestrated music.
Song?: It's a kind of Magic
Color(s)?: White and Blue
Shape?: A woman's figure
Animal?: Lions and Eagles
Smell?: her booty
Flower?: White Roses
Subject?: Me and you making love on the honeymoon night.
Board: /pol/!!!
Musical: Cabaret, Jon Secada and John Stamos rule. 
Sport?: Boxing and Olympic wrestling.  Not that fake pro wrestling bullshit
Word?: Groovy....
Quote?: Gimme some sugar baby..
Hobby?: public masturbation
Store?: whatever one carries the tools I need.
Season?: Spring
Time Of Day?: early morning silence

WHATS YOUR...
Worst Fear?: Going to Hell
Life Goal?: Not going to hell
Greatest Accomplishment?: One time we successfully mated a bulldog and a shitzu.  Yeah we called it a Bullshit.  Teheeheehee, weheeheehee

WHICH ONE...
Pepsi Or Coke?: I don't drink Soda
McDonald's Or Burger King?: I don't eat fast food too much
Converse Or Vans?: huh?
Dogs Or Cats?: Why settle for dogs and cats when you can have Wolves and Tigers?
AIM, YIM Or MSN Messenger?: Send me a message and I'll tell you.  Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are calling me on the horn all the time, I got to go openings of shopping centers and sign autographs...it would make my life hell, ok? A living hell!
Chicken Or Fish?: Fish, especially Salmon
Black Or White?: White Power!
MTV Or FUSE?: Neither.  MTV has destroyed America enough.
MP3 player, ipod or CD player?: Mp3
Pants Or Shorts?: I walk around naked from the waist down.

DISCRIBE YOUR PERFECT...
Day: One where I win a Million dollars.  "two chicks at once man" :)
Room: One filled with Laura Prepon, Christina Aguilera, Sophie Monk, Sophie Reade, Billie Faiers, Eva Green, Kirsten Dunst,
Life: One where I triumph over all
World: The one God originally made
Romantic Date: One where I rescue the damsel in distress.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
God?: ABSOLUTELY
Heaven & Hell?: YES
Angels & Demons?: YES
Reincarnation?: No
Yourself?: not really
Ghosts?: Yes
UFOs?: Yes, I shoot at them all the time.
Big Foot?: Yes, my shoe size is 13 wide.
Lockness Monster?: Yes, he's an old friend.
A Thing Called Love?: Yes, it's my favorite thing to feel

WOULD YOU EVER...
Kill Someone Else?: Yes, I think of doing it often. 
Kill Yourself?: Never
Beg For Money?: no
Skydive?: yes
Bunjee Jump?: yes   
Make out in the rain?: Every Damn Day
Ride A Motorcycle?: Yes
Do Extreme Sports?: yes


MORE ABOUT YOU...
Ever Been To Jail?: No Criminal record to speak of
Ever Gotten Kicked out?: Yes out of a wine tasting event.  I drank too much.
Do You Have A Job?: Yes

THATS ALL FOLKS...
Are You Lonely?: Why you want to have some fun, huh?
Are You Sitting In A BeanBag Chair Eatin' Cheetos?: What do I look like?  A reddit fedora?
Do You Fee The Urge To Send Me A Thousand Dollars?: What are your services?
Really?: Do you do full service, happy ending, and full body massage?
Do You Know Where That Comes From?: From my Vas Deferens and Testicles.  I can make more and extra creamy depending on how much celery and broccoli I eat.
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie Pop?: *unzips* let's find out.
Is That Your Final Answer?: Ahh yeah baby yeah...
Are You Sure?: hold it there baby....
Postitive?: almost there baby....
Glad That This Is Over?: No, I didn't finish yet.
  • Listening to: TV Static
  • Reading: medical notes on mental health
  • Watching: A clock tick.
  • Playing: with myself
  • Eating: Someones liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti
  • Drinking: Water
I know there are young people on Deviant Art who mostly surf for fan or pop art.  Sometimes though there are mature themes that hit really hard for some users.  They might involve gore, sexuality, private fetishes, etc. 

I bring this up because there are users like Yours Truly who are mostly on Deviant Art specifically for the Mature Content.  And it kind of weighs on my conscience to think that an underage person or puritan type might be seeing my more perverted favorites and/or deviations. 

If such content upsets or makes you uncomfortable remember to uncheck the box that says "Show Mature Content".  Go to top panel where it says "Deviant *your username*".  Click on it and drag down to where it says "Settings".  When the Settings part comes up on the left hand side go down to where it says "Browsing".  Click that and when the "General Browsing" option comes up.  Go to the box where it says "Show Deviations with Mature Content".  Uncheck that little box if you do Not want to see Mature content deviations.  Then remember to click "Save". 

Cake Tare and Enjoy. 
  • Listening to: TV Static
  • Reading: medical notes on mental health
  • Watching: A clock tick.
  • Playing: with myself
  • Eating: Someones liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti
  • Drinking: Water

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Mielco92 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
Thanks for the Watch and comments! Heart Hug 
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DixieRosa Featured By Owner 3 days ago
Thanks so much for the watch! :happybounce:
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eulaliamerida Featured By Owner 5 days ago
Thanks for watching me Strip2761, enjoy! 
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ZoyaDazzle Featured By Owner 5 days ago
Awwww thanks for watching hon! Have a llama...
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Cappy3pinups Featured By Owner 5 days ago
Thanks for watching!
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greene-tee Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thx for the watch!
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kalmanbari Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thank you for the watch
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Scaly-Hydra Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for watching!
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spiritportal Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the favorite!
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Tensa-Zangitsu Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Chibi Onihime Small 2 by Tensa-Zangitsu  
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Goomuin Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Thanks so much for watching me :dummy:
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MgtowJabba Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2016  New Deviant
Thanks for the watch and that llama! :D
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SlaveLynnGreen Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2016
Thanks for the watch.
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strip2761 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2016
Thank you. Your scenario settings are interesting. 
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SlaveLynnGreen Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2016
Thank you. :) (Smile) 
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Marker77 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
Cheers!
Thanks for the watch!
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strip2761 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2016
Thank you :)
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dprostock Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank!
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strip2761 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2016
No problem.  You have cool renders. 
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dprostock Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank!
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DarkAnadel Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch :)
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strip2761 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2016
NP, love the vore art.
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misstitty Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2016
thank you for the watch
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strip2761 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2016
Mmm yum, my pleasure :P
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GoddoArt Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks by GoddoArt  
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